"I'm the one who makes birthday cakes for everyone I know. I have someone I care about who just is not into sweets and I had been pondering for months what to do for his birthday cake."
it is really meat
Meatcake is the obvious birthday choice for people who don't like sweets. DarthVelma does the idea justice!
Barbara is the one of the very few people who chose to do a meatcake in a quarter sheet, rather than a round. You can see how well the idea works!